Like a hole in the head. But still. Cat hammock.
The worst part about this is that I waited in line for hours at a book signing, hoping to score a few pawtographs, but by the time I got up to the table, all of the authors had fallen asleep inside the boxes the books had shipped in.
By the way, this is a real book that you can buy with money.
I bought my cat these headphones because all he wanted to do was listen to Katy Perry on MY stereo, at, like, volume level 9,000, and I was like, "NO, CAT, KATY PERRY IS THE WORST YOU NEED HEADPHONES SO I DON'T HAVE TO HEAR THIS GARBAGE!" Ugh, cats have the worst taste... Thanks for solving my life problems, Professor Meowingtons!