QUICK, ACT NOW! CHRISTMAS IS JUST AROUND THE CORNER, AND EVERY CAT IS GONNA EXPECT ONE OF THESE UNDERNEATH THE TREE! Or, you know, they might just knock over the tree and not even notice this incredible gift. You never know with cats.
The worst part about this is that I waited in line for hours at a book signing, hoping to score a few pawtographs, but by the time I got up to the table, all of the authors had fallen asleep inside the boxes the books had shipped in.
I bought my cat these headphones because all he wanted to do was listen to Katy Perry on MY stereo, at, like, volume level 9,000, and I was like, "NO, CAT, KATY PERRY IS THE WORST YOU NEED HEADPHONES SO I DON'T HAVE TO HEAR THIS GARBAGE!" Ugh, cats have the worst taste... Thanks for solving my life problems, Professor Meowingtons!
Sure, this thing looks pretty awesome, and if I were a cat, this would look a lot like heaven to me. Then again, you know cats: buy them an expensive designer couch, and they'll choose to sleep in the box in which it was delivered.