De grass is always greener on de other side of de fence
Dats where ai poop
Ai'm nawt sure if its reelly dat much bettur on da udder side...
Love LOLcats? Who doesn't?! There are so many more over here!
Is it just me or is the moon getting bigger?
That's no moon.
First you must answer my riddles three, if you are right then you may pee.
az lawn az dey r nawt tom riddlolz...
Haz dey seen da rug in da libbing room yet?
yep, deys seen itz...
Let me know if you have to go potty. Before or after?
Um, kan ai haz a napkin or sumfing?
Hims new so gud bowt getting up ta take me owt ta go potty. So hims bowt ta learn da hard way.
u dun wanna start owt on a bad footing now du u?