I was grooming myself, Madam, do you mind?
Yowr mannurs awr absolootly reprehensubble.
I always like to spit the tails discreetly into a napkin.
Ai don't want tu be da cawse of a faux paw.
Actually... hey, um, listen. I have a very clean pup, here. Are your hands properly cleaned and sanitized? Maybe you should wash them again.
Dem Canadian Kittehs Is nice to everyone
Check owt sum other classic LOLcats heer!
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mannerz... i haz dem!
ai askz nicely 4 mai noms.