Oh squirrel you taunt me so. But I will have you. One day.
I thought if I kept pluckin' away, I'd eventually hit bird. No such luck.
So does that "step on a crack" thing only work on cement or something? I've been stepping on these all day, and yet - there you stand. Oh wait! Maybe it's 'cause you're not my biological mother.
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