Hi, I'm Rufus. I'm 9 weeks old and I sit on my mommas lap until she takes my picture on her webcam.
My new kitten, Ferdinand, likes attention. Unfortunately, Sebastian doesn't want to oblige him.
Oh squirrel you taunt me so. But I will have you. One day.
I thought if I kept pluckin' away, I'd eventually hit bird. No such luck.
So does that "step on a crack" thing only work on cement or something? I've been stepping on these all day, and yet - there you stand. Oh wait! Maybe it's 'cause you're not my biological mother.