You like this, baby? Dial 1-900- No way, Jose.
doan eben finkz abowt it!
I don't always want food ....Wait... Yes I do
datz bery intrestin, kitteh.
on second thought... everything's ok
Ugh, y iz dis sew hard?!
I don't always walk around the house naked, Oh wait, Yes I do.
ah... screw it just give me the bottle and a straw
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