OMG YOU'RE HOME! I'VE MISSED YOU!
I SEE YOU HAVE RETURNED... FEED ME NOW.

Cyoot puppehs and funneh goggies: I Has a Hotdog has 'em all!

Mai sunbeem been gone berry longtiem. I wunner if he's thinkign bout me?

ai iz shur he wil com bak soon, kitteh.

...and when the kitteh woke up in his bed he discoverd his harbles were GONE!!!

Clyde, an 11-year-old kitteh, had been missing for almost two weeks. A kind stranger found Clyde and returned him home. Clyde's reunion with 10-year-old Jared is shown above.

i dunno hoo is 'werk' but momma spend too much time wif hims

MISSING PARTS, POORLY ASSSEMBLED... YUP, IT'S AN IKEA CAT

Bowling pins missing you say? I may have perhaps snacked on them