Its all about living in the moment. Cats are masters.
I've set up your shed in the back so you'll have somewhere to sleep. Aren't I benevolent?
YOOO AWR GETTING SLEEEEPEEEE
yes, peasant. You may speak.
Just doan't get smart wib me.
Watch and learn, my friends!!
The morning offerings of nip should be rolling in right about now
They'd beddur bring me da good stuff dis tiem.
The master of DISGUISE!
No wun will ebber know mai secrets.