Don't show your azz to me, pal! I had nothin' to do with your demise. However, I WILL gladly assist with your disposal!

THE VOICES IN MY HEAD keep saying 'Banana!'

WATERMELON may cause drowsiness

This is an inadequate substitute for COFFEE.

When you absolutely, positively have nothing else to do

There, I unbunched your panties. May now you can has a rational debate?

NORMAN BATES KITTEH WOULD LIKE YOU TO MEET "MOTHER"