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Ai haz a Remoken Troll

" and shining morning face, creeping like a snail unwillingly to school" Shakespeare Snail in school? Dis guy's a putz dat's fur shur.

oh hai, aiz jus praktisin mai... ...well...um..not sur akshually

If you can't convince them---confuse them.