Good kind sir, would you cre to share a morsel of your good fortune with a poor, hungry gentlecat?
I could have the waitstaff fetch another spoon, if you would like.
I do try my best to accommodate my peers.
The next time you see this hat it will be on the xray your surgeon takes so he can remove it.
Butt(!) doan't taek it purrsonally.
Hoomor is relatib.
Love LOLcats? Who doesn't?! There are so many more over here!
Congratulations! It's a Lolcat!
Feed it regularly, keep it away from Basement Cat, and pet as often as possible.
Want more laffs? Set your phasers... TO LOL!
Don't mind sharing dinner with the local raccoons but what the hell is THAT?!
Wutebber he is he's hogging all ob mai food.
None were prepared for the zomkitty invasion.
DOAN'T MAEK EYE CONTACT. JUSS RUN.