The evidence is right there in black and white, which is fortunate, because I cannot see in colour.
He called you a cur and a mongrel? We'll prosecute under the Hate Crime Statutes
I STARTED MY PRACTICE IN 2010 THAT'S RIGHT... 14 YEARS OF EXPERIENCE
If the Collar Doesn't Fit You Must Acquit
Left out in the rain? Sue for emotional damage!
I do not chase ambulances! Mailmen yes, but never ambulances.