You said i could have bacon later. It's later where's my bacon?

b polait, wer r ur mannerz?

Cyoot puppehs and funneh goggies: I Has a Hotdog has 'em all!

For now its just playing but one day i'll find that artery

aifinkso der wil b bludz.

Your panties are now crotchless, you can thank me later

The deadly kitten-hydra is ... napping come back later.

And not five seconds later, his own friends and family nearly pecked him to death.

Hard work pays off in the long run. Laziness pays off now.