How can you think camping is boring?
It's in tents!
AT THE PETTING ZOO, I SAW A SHEEP SCRATCHING ITSELF
TURNS OUT IT HAD FLEECE
Did you hear about the clam that wouldn't share? He was shellfish!
I have a fear of speed bumps But I'm slowly getting over it
Did you hear about the Brazilian Wax scam? It was all a big rip-off.