The "Scales of Just Is" always give the same answer... "That's just the weight things are."
Is this real life?
Mom iz dis teh Stargate ?
Wat is the elixir of life . . . when it's added to my whiskey!
I see the problem There's a LOLcat in your window
WUT U MEAN "IS I PART CHIPMUNK?!"
IS MY TONGUE BLUE? I ATE A VERY SAD MOUSE.