Hey Mum look at me I'm a Sloth!
dat meenz u r mai faborit fing!
o hao ai wishez ai wuz a liddlol ponee!
Kitteh with no ambition hopes to rent herself out as a decorative throw rug.
They said I could be anything so I became a cinnamon bun
MEEZ A BEEZ BZZZZZZZZZ!!!