Ah...I think this is the part where I'm suppose to run in fear

doan jus stand der! run!!

i has a idea

letz jus hoap u doan brayk dis wun...

I wonder if she has any idea that I am completely insane.

Not a good idea . . . swallowing fridge magnets

ai waxed da tabul fur u! Now, u kin slides da fudz rite to mah mouf! wutcha finks?

Good Idea: Sticking your head out of the car window to enjoy the breeze and the scenery. Bad Idea: Not making sure the slobbering dog in the car ahead of you isn't doing the same.