This webpage for italki is either some glorious April Fools' Day joke or just a fake page for a new product. ikitti claims to have worked here at the Cheezburger offices in Seattle from 2006-2008 as our Purrector of ComunikaShunz. Pretty sure we'd remember that, but whatever. The LOLspeak on this page is so impressive, we kinda wish whoever created it really did work here. Good job, internet. Keep being super weird and random.

I DEMAND YOU TO LET ME LOVE YOU

KNUCKS BRO

QUITE.

Teh lumberjack? I eated him.

How are your socks? Black probably, or maybe you have those creepy ones with the individual toes? Well, throw them all away! Better yet, give them to your dog as a gift for National Dog Day today, because we're teaming up with Betabrand to bring you Cheezburger socks!

This is really happening and we need your help! We have six designs and we can't decide on the final three that will be included with each three-pack purchase.

Head here to vote for your favorite designs until September 3.