Perhaps some milk before we get started, Drill Sargent ?

This webpage for italki is either some glorious April Fools' Day joke or just a fake page for a new product. ikitti claims to have worked here at the Cheezburger offices in Seattle from 2006-2008 as our Purrector of ComunikaShunz. Pretty sure we'd remember that, but whatever. The LOLspeak on this page is so impressive, we kinda wish whoever created it really did work here. Good job, internet. Keep being super weird and random.

I DEMAND YOU TO LET ME LOVE YOU

I've witnissed a murder!

And from then on Whiskers decided to give precisely two less f--ks per day

break dancing... ur doing it rite

KNUCKS BRO