You have scrapbooking and knitting. Don't I get to have a hobby, too?
This izz such a conundrum.
Rodney has some interesting hobbies. Recently, he's learned how to give himself raspberries. PFFFTHPPTHFFFFP
Please buy a paper shredder. I'll even pay for it. This used to be a fun hobby, but I can't keep up with all your mistakes and rewrites!