What happenz in Vegaz stayz in Vegaz!
Dis wat hapins wen teh hoomins have nuffin to do butz loaf arownd...
WE'VE SECRETLY REPLACED ONE OF MARY'S ONION BULBS WITH A SHAVED CAT. LET'S SEE WHAT HAPPENS
you'll have to excuse my hoominz. this happens ebry time someone's in heat. vry embarrassing.