Ai'm glad owr relayshunship is stable, hooman. Mai pribate lief, on da udder hand...
I told you to get turkey flavored, not chicken flavored.
How in the HECK can he tell the difference?
SHUN! YOO DESERVE TO BE SHUNNED FOAR DIS ATTROCITY!
Love LOLcats? Who doesn't?! There are so many more over here!
Logon failure. System Crashed. Reboot with catnip and gushy food.
Hab u tried turning it on an off again??
Turns out those rabid tick things in "Cloverfield" just wanted gushy food.