Have YOU Tried the New All-Junk-Food Squirrel Diet?

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Have YOU Tried the New All-Junk-Food Squirrel Diet?
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Its the hot new diet craze that's sweeping the nation!

And by hot new diet craze, I mean 'finding whatever is on top of the garbage pile'.

And by 'finding whatever is on top of the garbage pile', I mean just eating what I normally do.

...how good does a waffle sound right now, guys?