This is my friend Jean's cat Albert. Albert got an owie. Albert got shaved and the cone of shame. Albert is not having the best day.
Did you just turn your nose up at us? You think you're so much better than us, don't you, tiny goat? Well, we'll show you! Someday... For now we'll just enjoy these amazing photoshops of said smug little goat, guaranteed to please even the snobbiest internet connoisseur.
All you need to do is Tweet to the Twitter handle @YouAreDogNow and voilà, you are dog now! How are they finding these pictures and why are they so uncannily accurate? It is a mystery. One can only assume @YouAreDogNow really turned these people into dogs to make a new picture.
In this world right now there exists a lamb that desperately, fiercely, wants, needs to be a dog. Meet Little Dorrit.
Despite all manners of determined attempts Little Dorrit has failed to surmount the most crucial hurdle— convincing the farmyard cat on the whole matter.
Here she is responding to her owner's call like a loyal dog:
Sometimes she'll hit up her fellow canine homies to play around for a bit:
When duty comes calling and her dogs need backup, she's there in a jiffy.
And she never passes on the opportunity for after hours drinks with her comrades:
Sadly though, Simon the cat sees this all as mere silly business.