He Was Dropped as an Egg

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Sigh, for the twentieth time Junior, it's not "what," it's "WHO!" Let's try again.

If you'd just

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If you'd just bury your poop like a normal person, I wouldn't be fixing your litterbox every week...

Why can't you ever

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Why can't you ever talk about the times I DON'T pee on your shoes?! You never mention THOSE!