Yes, it's a lovely basket. You bought it just for me.

dis wun iz moar comfee anywayz.

1 seat for me an another seat for me

ai fitz, an sew ai sitz.

Remember how you said you would sell your soul for a date with the new girl in accounting? Well, I am here to collect.

a deel iz a deel, u noez!

I don't get it. It works for that little kid.

iz ai doin sumfin rong?

U cawled fur an ebil minion? 'K. Ize here nao. Whut U need?

aifinkso ebil iz a bery relatif turm.

Dis is for Zombie Apocalypse

apocalypse, meow!

Tis be mah profile picture for da laaadiess

deh wil neber suspekt a fing.