Editor's Note: Contains a few itty bitty bad words at the end, so earmuffs, etc.

Little wite snoman wiv three coloured buttunz Shinee dots fingy an wite catnip cushion Sparkly balls, mousie an fevvers on string These are a few uv mai favorite fings!

THE MIGHTY HUNTER LIES IN WAIT FOR ITS FAVORITE PREY UNSUSPECTING, DEFENSELESS TOES

Vin de la Fin The Kittehs favourite tipple

MY FAVORITE BOX! AND SEE, I STILL FIT!!!

My favorite... Pigs in a blanket.

So...that snag in your fabrit sweater... I fixed it.