If I don't fart soon, I am going to explode!
b kareful u dunt fly away!
Love LOLcats? Who doesn't?! There are so many more over here!
It took Ralph six minutes to realize the balloon wasn't going to come back.
Will u nebber learn??
Has U ebr seen a pillo espload? Cuz I has... I did...juzt nao...dat wut happnd...Ur lookin luvely tuday!