Are you suggesting coconuts migrate?! ..... A five ounce bird cannot carry a one pound coconut!

U recorded over my Dancing w/ the Stars! What the hell is wrong with you human!

Srsly. When have I ever smiled like that?

Sur...en pupz dunt poop in da woodz

OMG! Really people? The dining table? Here's a thought: how about restricting your little freak show to the bedroom?