If the apple isn't sufficient fuel to keep the vet off this puppy's back, I'm pretty sure his puppy eyes will work in a pinch.
For ten cents a day, you can help kitteh's like Felicia
So all in all it was a bad day
I've been been napping on teh railroad all teh liblong day
Just another ordinary day at Mr. Frippin's House of Nightmares
Aftr teh day I has had... dat bettr be ur noz.