The stuff he gave her didn't come from your udders.
aifinkso itz jus eezier dis way.
If you loves sumthin, set it free.... If if doan't come back, Hunt it down and smother it.
kittehz alwayz tayks mai breffz away.
I'll come down when that spider is gone.
someday... my prints will come
Horrible things come from here. Horrible things.
C'MERE... YOUR FACE NEEDS IMPROVEMENTS
Come into the woods... deep into the woods.... and bring noms. Seriously. We have Wi-Fi, and cappuccinos.
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