The moral of the story is... well... it seems to be... like, be nice to your kitty at dinner time or else he will order a collar (with a credit card he got HOW???) that can control you and turn you into a cat. I think? I was never very good with "themes."
Yes sir, I'll get right on it sir. Fleacollars for every employee. Sorry to hear that about your new girlfriend, sir.
If the Collar Doesn't Fit You Must Acquit