Hurry up and take out the baby Carrier is warm enough for us now
Empathee is foar losers.
Took us to the Vet instead of park.
u will regret trikin us liek dis!
AI DEMAND MAH WUN FONE CAWL!
iz u gunna call dog?
Houdini Kitteh scoffs at your pitiful attempts to confine him
he kan eskayp frum aneewearz!
So far ai doan finks owr relaishunship is werking owt sew well.
I've got a very bad feeling about this.