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I can explain it to you but I can't understand it for you.

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Excuse me, miss? Could you bring me a swimsuit bottom in a size 2X? This XL makes my butt look like a sploded can of biscuits.

Dere, dere. Not eberyone can beat teh hare on furst try.

nawt shure bowt u petting me. i can see credenshulz?