He's never been the biggest sports fan.
Love LOLcats? Who doesn't?! There are so many more over here!
SERIOUS About Taxes. SERIOUS About Healthcare. SERIOUS About YOU. I are serious cat. This is serious election.
Miss Fancy Feast 2002. Used to eat from crystal dishes. Now eats from garbage cans. NIP not even once
It's my turn to be Dungeon Master. Why would I give that up to be your 'animal companion'? Now drop it or I'll add a dragon with a grudge against you to the scenario.