End clutter with Space Saver Cats, call now and we'll throw in a free scissors and a free Sham Wow.
Hooray foar purchasin' power!
Love LOLcats? Who doesn't?! There are so many more over here!
You want cuddles on demand? Here's $20, buy a dog
Srsly. Taek ur pik.
Kitteh Warmers will you buy one for my belly too?
GEICO Buy our car insurance and nobody gets hurt.
Please buy a paper shredder. I'll even pay for it. This used to be a fun hobby, but I can't keep up with all your mistakes and rewrites!