End clutter with Space Saver Cats, call now and we'll throw in a free scissors and a free Sham Wow.

Hooray foar purchasin' power!

Love LOLcats? Who doesn't?! There are so many more over here!

You want cuddles on demand? Here's $20, buy a dog

Srsly. Taek ur pik.

Love LOLcats? Who doesn't?! There are so many more over here!

Kitteh Warmers will you buy one for my belly too?

GEICO Buy our car insurance and nobody gets hurt.

Please buy a paper shredder. I'll even pay for it. This used to be a fun hobby, but I can't keep up with all your mistakes and rewrites!