Only the rich cats wear Purrberry!!
U reely IZ a kwik picker upper! I cant bleev we'z inna bedrum awlreddy. Dunt u finks we'z moovin a liddle TOO kwik?
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"So Hoomin, you likes mah wheels?" "is Ducati."
i prefer the quilted northern. it doesn't stick to my teeth like charmin does.
So I live in a name brand product box. You carry a designer handbag. Leave me alone.
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