GOOD EVENING PASSENGERS, THIS IS YOUR CAPTAIN SPEAKING
PLEASE PAY ATTENTION TO THE IN-FLIGHT SAFETY CHECK AS I PLAY WITH THE DANGLY BITS ON YOUR LIFEJACKET
Don't be mean; BE MEME! Meme Animals is just a click away!
Note to self: Don't bat at the dangly bits on a bull.
Don't be lookin' at my naughty bits!