STOP in the name of love.
b4 u break mai heart!
Ai got dis... Wait... Whoops... Crap...
we all maek mistaks sumtimz n crash in2 stuff.
Cyoot puppehs and funneh goggies: I Has a Hotdog has 'em all!
iz not a collie iz a boxer now.
Dats not a boxer! DIS is a boxer!