They're LOOKING at me.

deez see munkeez r a lil creepeh...

SCREAMING AT INANIMATE OBJECTS ALWAYS MAKES THEM WORK BETTER

Anudder Fanksgibing at da kitty tabel. (SIGH!) Wen will ai eber be big enuf to sit at da big tabel??

My name is Gulliver and I ate all the Lilliputians.