This walrus is working hard on his six-pack. But don't worry walrus, we'll think you're squee no matter how buff or flabby you are!
I know you're a long way from home and look very confused right now, but don't worry widdle walrus! It's going to be alright.
This Walrus is looking to trick-or-treat, but he'd prefer you keep your yucky chocolate bars and give him some yummy kippers instead!
'Cause this is thriller, thriller night
And no one's gonna save you from the beast about strike
You know it's thriller, thriller night
You're fighting for your life inside a killer, thriller tonight
- Sally Squeeps
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