Party Animal

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Party Animal
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We can start the party when the tortoise gets here. Any time now. Any second. He'll be here soon I swear.

Reader Squees: Birdie Love

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Reader Squees: Birdie Love
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Kristen says: "My bird, Bud, on Valentine's Day. How cute is he?"

Bud clearly has a lot of love to give.

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Acting Like Animals: Sailing Involves Water? NO THANKS.

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Acting Like Animals: Sailing Involves Water? NO THANKS.
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So you're telling me that in order to be a sailor I'd have to spend weeks at a time on the open water on a boat? I thought being a sailor just meant wearing one of these really awesome paper hats! I didn't know there was any danger or water or work involved! Thanks for the offer, and the hat, but frankly I'm just not interested anymore.