Awww it looks like he's blushing! Don't be shy widdle Octopus!
- Sally Squeeps
Ciao, bella octopus! We'll miss your camouflage and crazy suckers!
Such an alluring dance, such a fun undersea party!
Oh how I'd love to get a hug from a wee octopus!
This guy is going for a quick stroll on land. Such an explorer!
Squeeps! This week I'll be treating you to all the baby octopus squees you can handle. Get your eight arms ready!
Neville Longbottom Scandalizes J.K. Rowling With His Huge ...
The Avengers Gets Gender Swapped
Atheist Arya Doesn't Have Time for Your Religion
Questions From 9th Graders That Will Make You Relive the ...
Someone Figured Out How Far Frodo and Sam Walked
The Last Thing a Drunk Canadian in a Canoe Would Expect: ...
Wait for It: The Worst Response Time for a Bank Robbery
This Cat Isn't Impressed With Your Booty Dancing, and Neither ...
Coles Just Wants You to Blaze it Up. How Terrible...
Pick Your Site Name
Tell me more