Oh baby sloth, you can hold onto me as long as you like!

Don't believe that statement? Just watch this video, and then I am fairly confident you'll understand the correctness of it.

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You don't even want to know what happened to the last foolish human who tried to touch my bunny. Here's a hint: I have claws. I didn't actually scratch him, though. I just hissed a lot until he got scared and went away. Wait... I guess that's more of a synopsis than a hint. Um. Oh well. What I'm trying to say is: Seriously human, no touchy my bunny!