Congratulations widdle Giraffe, I have good news for you! You and your kind won last week's Squee Spree poll, so go ahead and squeelebrate!
It's more simple that you might think!
... well, I suppose that's one way to convey words of wisdom to your child. Perhaps not the most lovingly parental way, but almost doubtlessly an effective one.
Ever had one of those days when you've been working so hard even your tongue is tired? Well this Giraffe sure has...