Falcons: Nature's perfect avian predators when fully grown, and nature's perfect itty bitty floofy birds when young.
I know you want us all to take you seriously Mr. Bird, but it's hard not to squee when you're so floofy!
Yeah I hate to break it to you cow, but you've got a unibrow... A big, floofy, squeeful unibrow.
What makes a lynx squee? I'm glad you asked. Large floofy paws, floppy ears, and a fluffy stub of a tail!
What do you mean "bedhead?" This is my new stylish hairdo! Girl I'm fabulous!
- Sally Squeeps
My secret is a sad one: it's the end of another Squee Spree week, which means it's time to say goodbye to the Alpaca. :(