No no, the only straw anything here is the bedding of straw this emu baby's squeely standing on. The argument for its cuteness is utterly infallible.
If you doubt for a second that the baby emu in this photo is more than just literal hours old... well, just look to the left-hand side for irrefutable proof!
Try as I might, I simply cannot think of an entourage superior to an emutourage.
This is Hercules. He's an emu! He loves getting sprayed with the hose and swimming in his kiddie pool. He also loves neck scratches.