This is my pug, Lilly, dressed as a French maid. She won first place in the costume contest, where we raised money for adoptable pugs in Ohio.
Don't believe what you might have heard to the contrary; we penguins are a very celebratory species! That's why we're dressed up in these hanboks for the lunar new year! It wouldn't be enough for us to merely endorse the holiday... we rather felt it far more appropriate to really embody the spirit of the event, you know?
What can I say? Frills are flirty and fun! I've gotten more dates in the last year wearing this outfit than the rest of my group of friends combined! Personal grooming really does make all the difference when you're single and wanting to mingle.
I know you wouldn't think it lookin' at me, but I'm a four-time rodeo champeen! What can I say? I know how to ride a bucking bronco like the best of 'em, and my lassoing skills are anything but sloppy! Ranch life really just means you can't help but learn the tricks of the cowboy trade, you know?