In the 47 seconds you've been forcing us to balance these milkbones on our nose, we've been discussing our present situation amongst ourselves, and we've come to a consensus: This is actually the worst trick you've ever forced us to learn. We both demand a written and verbal apology from you for this, along with a heaping stack of milkbones that require no nose-balancing.
Bring it on, snails! You think you're the only animals that can play Jenganimal? THINK AGAIN! I've got maaaaaaaaaad balancing skills, and I'm not afraid to use them to take the Jenganimal champion crown away from you! I mean, COME ON. You don't even have real heads to wear crowns on! They're just collecting dust on your mantle!