Acting Like Animals: Bridging the Gap

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Acting Like Animals: Bridging the Gap
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Alright, so I'm EXACTLY the length I need to be to form a de fact bridge between these two ledges, which means Jamie should be able to cross my back in order to get to that acorn cache we caught wind of earlier today no problem. I swear to Ceiling Squirrel though, if he stays too long on that side in order to eat a part of my cut of our nut-profits, I'm going to swing out from under him on his return trip!

Acting Like Animals: Jumping for Joy

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Acting Like Animals: Jumping for Joy
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Wait, no, you've got it all wrong! I'm not jumping for joy in a figurative sense. In fact, I'm actually feeling a little down today... my kibble this morning was a bit stale, and it really threw me into a strange kind of funk! Rather, I'm literally jumping for Joy, because that's my human's name, and she requested that I jump. Which is totally fine, because a.) I like her so I like doing tricks for her and b.) she promised to compensate my leap with a milkbone.

Acting Like Animals: Indubitably.

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Acting Like Animals: Indubitably.
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Why yes, I do know how to pronounce the word "indubitably." Were you expecting a chick wearing a top hat to lack any sort of linguistic sophistication? Clearly you've not spent nearly enough time around chicks wearing top hats, my good sir. Now if you excuse me, I must make haste to this afternoon's tea time with my cousin Richard. Have a jolly day, chap!

Acting Like Animals: I Think We Need to Upsize...

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Acting Like Animals: I Think We Need to Upsize...
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I mean, I'm jutting out into three full rooms at this point, and if that's not proof that we're outgrowing our current living situation, then I don't know what is! And no, dieting is not an option. I don't see how me getting smaller will really affect the total amount of space we have to split between us. That doesn't make any sense at all!

Acting Like Animals: Chinchillin' Like a Villain, Mk. II

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Acting Like Animals: Chinchillin' Like a Villain, Mk. II
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Squee lovers, I got it wrong. The chinchilla featured in "Chinchillin' Like a Villian, Mk. I" was clearly not chinchillin' hard enough. Because his chinchillness clearly pales in comparison to this chinchilla's chinchillness.

Acting Like Animals: No, Seriously, We're Closed

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Acting Like Animals: No, Seriously, We're Closed
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The sign's a bit misleading though, because I'm absolutely not sorry about the fact that we're not open. And yes, I know it's 10 a.m., but you're just going to have to deal with that, because I was up all night (since I'm nocturnal and whatever), so opening the shop to work the register for eight grueling hours just absolutely does not sound appealing to me right now in any way.