I mean, I'm jutting out into three full rooms at this point, and if that's not proof that we're outgrowing our current living situation, then I don't know what is! And no, dieting is not an option. I don't see how me getting smaller will really affect the total amount of space we have to split between us. That doesn't make any sense at all!
I mean, sure, that's a great story and whatever, and the rhyme scheme is pretty fabulous as well... but COME ON! There's no way that vulpine character is even half as chic as me! I rock socks like Beyoncé rocks heels! ... and also my feet get cold at night sometimes and so they are nice because they help me keep warm. But also they are stylish just like me and that's really why I wear them!