"Reezy"?! Really?! Celebrate Your Favorite American Swimmer With Ridiculous Glasses

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"Reezy"?! Really?! Celebrate Your Favorite American Swimmer With Ridiculous Glasses
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Ryan Locthe appreciates the simple things in life. Simple things like stupid glasses, and bad nicknames.

Two things.

Who calls him 'Reezy'?

And is 'Jeah' the best catchphrase you could come up with?

If the answer to those questions is 1. COOL PEOPLE and 2. WHAT DO YOU MEAN IT IS A VERY MATURE AND EXCELLENT CATCHPHRASE, then by all means buy the glasses here.

The Olympic Ticket Scalper

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Disclaimer: language is inappropriate for work

Featuring Sir Patrick Stewart, Simon Pegg, Ryan Lochte and Maisie Williams

Phelps Wins Gold, Lochte Silver in 200 meter IM

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Phelps Wins Gold, Lochte Silver in 200 meter IM
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DOES THIS MEAN THEY'RE FRIENDS AGAIN?

In a near-record-breaking race, Michael Phelps took away his first Gold Medal in the Games so far, winning the 200m IM in a time of 1:54.27. Lochte had just finished racing the 200m backstroke 30 minutes earlier, and Phelps seized the opportunity. Helluvuh race, boys.

Phelps Sets Record for Olympic Medals in 4x200 Freestyle

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Phelps Sets Record for Olympic Medals in 4x200 Freestyle
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Lawl, that was ridiculous.

In a race that was noooowhere near close, the US Men's Swim Team destroyed the field what was a largely uncontested race. But the big news is that MICHAEL PHELPS NOW HOLDS THE RECORD FOR MOST MEDALS IN OLYMPIC HISTORY FOR AN INDIVIDUAL!

The US Relay Team won by almost three whole seconds, just shy of the World Record set by themselves in 2008.

This makes Phelps' 19th medal. Yeah. You read that right. 19. slow clap

People Still Wear Those?

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People Still Wear Those?
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Someone call Little John! Ryan Lochte insisted on wearing his American Flag grill on the medal podium while accepting his gold medal in the 400m IM.

This isn't the first time Lochte has rocked a grill on the podium - he wore one at the 2008 Olympics, too.

A USA Swimming Representative refused to allow him to wear it on the podium, but Lochte put it on after accepting the award anyways. According to Lochte,

"I wear it when I go on the podium. It's just a unique way of showing personality out to everyone."