These eggs have got everything you need to start your day.

I just want to spray the place down with red wine and vulgarities before I tuck in for a nice meal.

Quite.

Do they come with meatballs?

Come on guys, on the inside we're all the same. Let's be a little more tolerant. Don't crack.

It could be worse, it could be dead mice and arsenic. Rainbows! I'll take it! Oh god, it tastes like cheese! FFFFFUUUUUUUUUUUUU-

The action is a little high. Whatever, I play a Les Paul anyway.

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